FOR SERVICE PROVIDERS AT $200K+ ALREADY CHARGING $10K–$50K
Have $10K - $50k Buyers
Showing Up on Your Calls Already Sold —
Without Posting More, Niching Down Again, or Overhauling Content That's Already Working.
In 30 minutes I'll find the specific positioning mistakes you’re making that are keeping premium buyers out.
You're doing the damn thing.
Your content is actually good. People tell you so. You're getting engagement, comments, saves. Inquiries too.
But something is off.
The people reaching out want monthly payment plans. Or they're excited on the call and then go quiet when you say your price. Or they're genuinely interested — just not at your actual rate. And you cannot figure out why, because the content looks right to you.
I can find it in under five minutes.
I've done hundreds of these. In every single one there has been at least one thing — usually more — that the client had no idea was there. Something small that was deciding, every single day, who showed up and who scrolled past.
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it. And once you fix it, everything shifts.
Your content isn't attracting the wrong people because it's bad. It's attracting them because it's accidentally speaking their language.
Premium buyers don't need convincing. They've already decided they want what you do. They're just scrolling, looking for the person who's clearly for them.
Right now your content might be speaking to the buyer who's still deciding if the investment is even possible. The one running away from something instead of moving toward something. The one who needs twelve reasons why it's worth it before they reach out.
That's not your buyer. Your buyer already knows it's worth it.
One or two specific things in your content are telling the wrong person "this is for you" — while telling your actual premium buyer "she's not quite talking to me." I'll show you exactly what those things are. And exactly what to change.
I'm Samoa Blanchet.
I help service providers at $200K+ build premium content engines that bring $10K–$50K clients in consistently — without a massive audience, without going viral, and without explaining your value to people who were never going to pay for it anyway.
I've done hundreds of content roasts and helped my clients collectively close over $2M+ in premium deals by fixing what was hiding in plain sight. I can find the positioning gap in your content in less than five minutes. In 30 minutes I'll show you exactly what it is and how to fix it.
The Content Roast:
30 Minutes. Live. No Fluff.
You pick what I roast — your Instagram, your website, or your sales page. Send me the link before our call. I come prepared.
We get on Zoom. I walk you through exactly what's broken and exactly what to change.
You'll walk away with:
At least 3 specific fixes -
not "maybe consider" suggestions. Actual words to swap. Structures to shift. Things you can implement today.
Your "OH SHIT" moment -
the thing that's been silently deciding which buyer shows up every time you post. It's always smaller than you think. It's always been right there.
A clear picture of who your content is actually calling in right now-
and the specific shifts that redirect it to the buyer you actually want.
A new lens for every piece of content you create going forward —
because once I show you how premium buyers read content, you'll never write the same way again.
She paid $15,000 and got told everything was perfect. Then she spent $250 with me.
My client Jess paid $15K for a VIP day with a well-known coach. When she asked for feedback on her website, the coach told her everything was perfect. Chef's kiss. No notes.
She knew something was off — she still wasn't getting the premium clients she wanted. So she booked a Content Roast with me.
I found positioning mistakes everywhere. Language attracting the wrong buyer. Gaps making premium clients scroll right past her. Structural issues she'd never caught because she was too close to her own work.
She told me the $250 session was worth more than the $15,000 she spent on that VIP day.
I'm not here to gas you up. I'm here to find what's actually broken.
This is for you if:
→ You're a service provider doing 6 figures and charging — or ready to charge — $10K–$50K
→ You're getting inquiries but the wrong people keep showing up
→ Your content gets great engagement but it's not converting premium buyers
→ You're getting clients through referrals or word of mouth but can't crack the code online
→ You KNOW your work is premium but your content didn't get the memo
→ You want someone to just TELL YOU what's wrong — specifically, not generally
This is NOT for you if:
✗ You haven't created any content yet — there's nothing for me to roast
✗ You're still figuring out what you sell or what to charge
✗ You want someone to tell you everything's great (call your mom for that)
✗ You're not ready to hear that your content might be the problem
The Investment:
$250
30 minutes. Live with me. At least 3 specific fixes. Zero fluff.
My guarantee: If you don't walk away with at least 3 specific, implementable fixes, I'll refund you. You risk nothing.
Here's the math: if one change from this session helps you close a $10K client you would have otherwise lost, you made your investment back 40 times over.
And it's $250 — not because the session isn't worth more. Because I'd rather you implement it and sign a premium client than spend another quarter wondering what's wrong.
I do 3–5 of these per month. When they're gone, they're gone.
FAQs
How does this work?
You book, pay, and fill out a short form with the link to what you want roasted. I review it before our call — I come to every session already knowing what I'm going to show you. We get on Zoom, I walk you through exactly what's broken and exactly what to change. You leave with at least 3 specific, implementable changes.
Can I record the call?
Yes. Please do. You're gonna want to replay the part where I point out the thing you've been doing for 2 years that's been repelling premium clients the whole time.
What if I want you to look at my Instagram AND my sales page?
Pick the one most connected to your revenue right now. 30 minutes is enough to go deep on one — not shallow on two. If you want both roasted, book two sessions. I don't make the rules. (I do make the rules. That's the rule.)
What if my content is actually fine?
It isn't. There is always something. The fact that you're on this page means you already know it. See: Jess.
She paid $15K for a VIP day with a guru. When she asked for feedback on her website, the coach told her it was perfect. Chef's kiss. No notes. Stunning.
She knew something was off because she wasn’t getting the conversions she wanted, so she did a Content Roast with me. I found tons of positioning upgrades. She told me this $250 session was worth more than the $15K she spent on that VIP day.
I'm not here to gas you up. I'm here to find what's actually broken. And in every roast I've done, there's been at least one "oh my god, THAT'S why" moment. Usually several.
Will you just tell me to post more consistently or niche down?
No. That is not what we do here. I'm looking for the specific words, structures, and positioning gaps in your actual content — not generic advice you could find anywhere.
Is this going to be mean?
Direct? Absolutely. Mean? No. Think "brutally honest best friend who actually knows what she's talking about" not Gordon Ramsay having a meltdown. I'm not here to make you feel bad. I'm here to make you money.
What happens after I book?
You'll receive a confirmation with a short intake form and your Zoom link. Fill out the form, submit the link to what you want roasted, show up to the call. Leave knowing exactly what to fix.